A Lutheran Pastor was teaching his confirmation class about the sacraments of the church when he noticed that little Johnny was not paying attention in the back. He decided he would call the boy out in order to get him to start paying attention.
“Little Johnny,” he cried. Little Johnny looked up. “Pay attention, the sacraments are very important to the church.”
“I know,” Little Johnny said.
“Then how many sacraments are there in the Lutheran church?” the Pastor asked.
Little Johnny panicked and thought of what his parents considered very important in church. Then he took a breath and replied, “Two.”
The pastor was impressed, he could not believe he got it right. “And what are those two sacraments?” he asked.
Confident now that he had it right little Johnny replied, “Coffee and potlucks.”
ANO / Lutheran Watch 
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